Job Description

“I’m with a great global enterprise. We have branches in every country in the world. We have representatives in nearly every parliament and boardroom on earth. We’re into motivation and behavior alteration. We run hospitals, feeding stations, crisis-pregnancy centers, universities, publishing houses, and nursing homes. We care for our clients from birth to death. We are into life insurance and fire insurance. We perform spiritual heart transplants. Our original Organizer owns all the real estate on earth plus an assortment of galaxies and constellations. He knows everything and lives everywhere. Our product is free for the asking. (There’s not enough money to buy it.) Our CEO was born in a hick town, worked as a carpenter, didn’t own a home, was misunderstood by his family and hated by his enemies, walked on water, was condemned to death without a trial, and arose from the dead. I talk with Him every day.”

Interesting packaging =)

Eh, you there... why you still staring???!?!!!?

ha ha ha...

Just a random morning post...

Reached school early today. Went north spine, bought mac ;p then slowly walked to the south spine to chope seats beside power point =D

Hopefully, today's seminar will be interesting.

My first...

Just as Jess posted about many first time =)

I have one too...

today's the first time I trim my nose hair after marriage! =P

For decency sake, I won't post any picture of that here ;-P